Quotes from George Carlin

“If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?”

On asked how it feels to be 70, George answered, “You know what George Burns said; there are five stages to life: childhood, adulthood, middle age, old age, and ‘you look great.'”

“I’m a writer who performs his own material.”

“The planet is fine. People put nature to the test and they get what’s coming to them. I can’t wait for the sea levels to rise. I can’t wait for some of these cities to disappear. Places are going to go. The map is going to change.”


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